Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
No wonder he and Harry get along so well.
im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be
How To Train Your Humans
I’m obsessed with this
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
Nicki Minaj shining a light on the differences on acceptable sexuality from white women and black women.
While it has a good deal to do with color, it also has to do with the fact of how her sexuality is used.
The women above her could arguably be said to be catering to the sexual needs/wants/fantasies of men (Sports Illustrated is ESPECIALLY known for catering to a male gaze.) While Nicki Minaj has continuously used her sexuality to empower herself. Her sexuality isn’t for men, it’s for her own self. And THAT is a huge problem. Sexuality that isn’t designed for male consumption is deemed unacceptable and threatening. She is powerful, demanding, uncompromising, and men are weak, so that scares them.
And it’s also because she’s of Indian/Black background, no doubt about it. It’s not just racist, it’s also sexist.
How many tries did it take to get this
one because im a fuckin wizard
When you dancing at the club and a ugly nigga come up behind you.
Why I stay out the club
i took my little brother out tonight and when i got back i noticed a big ass spider on the front wall of our house so i came in and told my mum. then when my older brother got back, he said he’d seen two of them on the front wall which he’d gotten rid of and my mum came upstairs and was like “i think andy’s gonna have his window shut tonight”. cue panic from me because my window has been open for days as it’s been so hot so my mum came in and said not to worry and we closed it and sprayed some of this spider-deterrent stuff i’ve got all round the window and on the wall at the head of my bed
now i’ve just been on sims for a few hours when something catches my eye on the opposite wall, a spider. not a big one like what was on the outside of the house but still far too big than i want crawling around my room, i thought maybe he was going out (like the spray had made him come out from wherever and go) but he just kept walking everywhere and started coming back towards the window/my bed (so obviously the spray is a load of shit) i moved my bedding away from the wall to try stop him getting on it and now i am sitting on my little brothers bed (he’s still out) with my phone and my laptop and i don’t know what to do now
i think he went behind the wardrobe but i’m too scared to go to sleep in case he comes back out and crawls on me when i’m asleep :( :( :(
spiders ruin lives, help me